Your business + My marketing = Some Hardcore Mathing
You have a small business. I have marketing skills. Match made in heaven... or at least purgatory, given the trajectory of this fucked up timeline.
Sooooo... as many of you know, my background is in marketing. You know, before I burned out and abandoned corporate life for a life of crime... ahem, I mean tattooing.
I've done a lot of healing since then. Built new parts of myself. Set better boundaries (so I don’t just get royally boned on the daily). And somewhere along the way I got excited about small business marketing again, specifically helping people who are actually trying to build something real.
Here's my quick resume because I've stripped my LinkedIn to the bone (and don’t plan to build it back):
I hyperfocused my way into graphic design at age 12 (undiagnosed AuDHD, doing what it does).
First design job at 16.
Art school.
Nearly 20 years in the industry across printing, branding, design, and marketing. Eight of those years I ran my own agency.
I've worked in finance, medical devices, directly for a press, with small businesses of every shape, and helped build and brand a small business networking group in Salt Lake City.
Brand standards, content systems, b2b, b2c, all of it.
Developed a blog-to-social workflow that is repeatable, scalable, and exactly what I use today.
Because life circumstances, a terrible economy, and a psychotic president are destroying the world. But that chaos could be your gain.
I'm taking on a small number of marketing clients on the side. Selected clients only. A few slots. Real strategy, honest process, some AI-assisted content built to your specs. All types of businesses considered.
Every package starts with an intro consultation. Not because I'm precious about it, but because I genuinely need to make sure we're a good fit before I commit my time to your business. I'm going to be selective.
Package options detailed below.
The DIY: $200
Market Strategizing Consultation
You want someone to think with you, point you in a direction, and then get out of your way.
Mandatory pre-session intake questionnaire
90-minute strategy and brainstorm session
Audit of your current marketing presence
Follow-up notes doc with key takeaways and next steps
You execute and deploy the strategy. I give you the path to follow
The N00B: $600
Specialized Market Strategy Mapping
You want a real plan, not just the idea. You'll execute and deploy it yourself but you need someone to actually build the roadmap.
Everything in DIY (mandatory intake form, 90-minute strategy session, marketing audit, follow-up notes doc) plus...
Full written marketing strategy document
2-3 audience personas
Content theme mapping
Blog-to-social content direction by theme
3-6 month editorial calendar framework
You execute. The guesswork is gone.
The Plug & Play: $1800
Strategized, Designed Content, Ready to Deploy
You want the strategy AND the stuff. You just want to post it.
Everything in N00B (intake form, strategy session, audit, notes doc, written marketing strategy, audience personas, content mapping, editorial calendar framework) plus...
3-4 blog posts written and ready
Branded social graphics to match
2-3 months of content ready to deploy
Posting is still on you. Everything else isn't.
The Worx: $4,000
Full Build
You want to hand it off and get back a running business presence. Bring it.
Everything in Plug & Play (intake form, strategy session, audit, notes doc, written strategy, personas, content mapping, editorial calendar, 3-4 blog posts, branded social graphics, 2-3 months of content ready to deploy) plus...
Logo refresh (not a full rebrand, logos cleaned up, versioned)
Squarespace website: Home, About, Services, Blog, Contact
Blog integration
Buffer setup and scheduling
2-3 months of content scheduled, queued, and ready to launch
Squarespace walkthrough so you actually know how to update your own site
Squarespace buildout only.
A few things to know before you reach out.
Every package requires a completed intake form and an intro consultation before we move forward. This is non-negotiable and it goes both ways. I need to want to work with you as much as you need to want to work with me.
Payment is 75% upfront, with the remaining 25% due before any materials are released. No exceptions.
Content and design is built from your intake specs. Minor revisions are included. What I deliver is not a starting point for a redesign-by-committee. If you need ten rounds of feedback to feel good about a decision, I'm probably not your person.
A La Carte
Not ready for a full package but need a specific thing? Or want to add on to what you've already got?
Logo Design | $2,000+ -- Full logo design. Complexity and scope discussed at consult. This is a whole thing.
Business Card Design | $300 (or $250 when bundled with any package) -- Full color front and back. One round of light revisions. Printing quoted separately based on paper weight, finish, quantity, and any extras.
Additional Blog Post | $250 -- AI-assisted, written to your specs. Includes 2-3 images throughout. Delivered deployed or as a Google Doc depending on your package.
Single Post Social Graphic | $75
3-Graphic Social Bundle | $175
A la carte pricing is fixed.
Ready to get started? Fill out the inquiry form and we'll set up an intro consultation to see if we're a good fit.
If we are, we'll get to work. If we're not, no hard feelings.